Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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