He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Damn victory sex feels great
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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