we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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