I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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