I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
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I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm getting married
To pizza
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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