My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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