glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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