Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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