Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
