: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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