The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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