I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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