When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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