This girl is more easily done than said...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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