Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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