Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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