Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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