Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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