Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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