my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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