I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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