It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
