How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
