thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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