no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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