Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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