i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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