shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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