I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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