Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Your topless pictures make me question reality
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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