I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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