Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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