Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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