Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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