You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Just pee around me
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
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