Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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