my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I deserve this hangover.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
false alarm, still single
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize