Pappa wants mamma naked
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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