he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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