I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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