I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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