Are we in a gay sports bar?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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