her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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