is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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