it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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