no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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