How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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