Dual....:-)
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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