Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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