What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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