do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
