i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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