We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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