shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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